Sara Lambert

a little fun never hurt anybody

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

One thing about me and this one man…we are gonna have a pissing contest.

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

My toxic trait is that I only like men that are a little bit of an asshole…I’ll hurt their feelings if not

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@Cline_Haylee Get your ass back to bed

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

It’s time to keep in touch with my recruiter and find where I’m gonna live for three months. It’s so exciting and bittersweet that it’s my job💗💗

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

I am so thankful for this life I live 🫶🏼

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

Trying not to cackle like a chicken while watching the hangover on an overnight flight is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

I’ll hurt my own feelings before I ever allow another man to do it

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

“You’re always at work”
Yeah. Who you think pays for all these trips and the Bronco…me. 🥰

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@nikkismithxx I mean men normally deserve all the issues that come to them🫣

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

Something about “you’re not gonna cut me off woman” makes me want to be an issue😂

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@Emily_Colegrove Game on

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

*in the middle of piercings* “Haylee, play cocky by kid rock”….feral

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@Cline_Haylee Mind your business

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

Laying in bed with this man and he says “I’m gonna buy a sxs”…okay I support that

*10 mins later*

“You think I should buy this corvette?” Okay..I support that too.

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@AlyxShayy Not me

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@Cline_Haylee Mind your business

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

remember this

[matt @Matthew_herron1]

she grew up listening to Shania Twain and Gretchen Wilson how u expect her to act

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

Not me trying to talk a man that only leaves his house for work and snuff to fly with me to the beach

[Sara Lambert @sarajlambert]

@AlyxShayy I thought Stevie had a bobber on her shirt 😂