Sara

For business inquires contact @bkarbley_18

[Sara @sarakarbley]

I’m cackling the on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives they don’t drink alcohol but are doing ketamine through an IV drip. Like what

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@WNCN @NotDaveCanales a trend setter.

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@NotDaveCanales You in the McDonalds drive thru right now as I’m trying to order you food.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

You know the vibes

[KJ 🐳 🏆 @forthecanes]

not listening when people say no is kind of an established pattern with him

[Sara @sarakarbley]

I, unlike my husband, can make game predictions that come true without committing to permanent tattoos. 😚😉

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@rickyboboddy You should ask Bryson where he thought you should get it. I don’t want my account banned saying it on here. 🙈

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@PatMcAfeeShow

[Not Dave Canales @NotDaveCanales]

For my final act: If the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo of the Stanley Cup. Make me do it @Canes!!!

Shoutout to Cleopatra Ink in Raleigh for the amazing artwork and the friendliness showed. They are huge Caniacs as well and couldn’t wait to do the tattoo for me. https://t.co/CgJJrj7DpL

@BarstoolBigCat @SaraCivian @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@NotDaveCanales I look pissed off in that one clip but really I was eating a candy bar. 🥴

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@Canes We believe in the power of tattoo bets. @NotDaveCanales

[Sara @sarakarbley]

This game might actually send me into labor.

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@NotDaveCanales

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@NotDaveCanales @spittinchiclets @ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0

[lex! @86TERAVAINEN]

only one player in NHL history admitted to hearing a woman weeping while being assaulted, left her there, then later changed his story to cover up for his friends who assaulted her.

His name is Brett Howden.

[Sara @sarakarbley]

Happy 30th birthday to the best husband and coach there is. 🥰😘 @NotDaveCanales

[Sara @sarakarbley]

Brett Howden and Carter Hart were both involved in the same sexual assault case and fuck them both.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Sara @sarakarbley]

@NotDaveCanales “The avalanche scored another goal”