Sara~Rae

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D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Raspberry ketones, miracle fat burner? If Dr. Oz says so http://t.co/zhLvP3hc

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Raspberry Ketones are the newest painless solution to weight loss. http://t.co/s7OW0ltJ

[Maci Bookout McKinney @MaciBookout]

yup. http://t.co/XlYMHxLm

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Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don't forget to tag me

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Rip :( http://t.co/Xj94YuAQ

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Oohhh yea!!!

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Ugh sometimes I wonder ;,(

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| ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr.Krabs

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BOY: "Just because u have your period doesn't mean u can be a bitch." GIRL:"Oh? Well just because u have a dick doesn't mean u can be one."

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

@JNWsinger watching it wit my daughter :)

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"I wasn't that drunk." "Bro, you colored your dick with Crayola markers and started yelling "Taste the rainbow Ladies."

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ELEPHANT: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" CAMEL: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

@MTV Can't watch MTV anymore??!! DirectTV has alotta ppl pissed!! Guess I'll have to watch my shows on http://t.co/VKIGlf6T from now on :)

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Debating wat I should do? Do I have a choice?

[Sara~Rae @sarakarge]

Is it normal to be this unhappy

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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

[Once Upon A Fan @OnceUponAFan]

Caught in a fine #Bromance #OUAT #OnceUponATime