sara kelly

[kimberly. 🇺🇸🇫🇷 @problemsthots]

THAT WAS EPISODE OF THE FUCKING DECADE. #loveislandusa

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[🏹 @ANThornyvaughn]

like please he’s my friend #loveislandusa

[n #trinityfc @inperfectforu]

bryce and trinity both crying for each other

[megha @litttiichokha]

books are the coolest form of media because there are no fucking ads in them

[claire rowden @clx1re]

currently switching between reading the odyssey and one of the off campus books, don’t ever let them tell you that you can’t contain multitudes girls

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

They on threads saying sincere looks like rue

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

i was shocked to discover that there are some people who actually can't visualize images when reading a book coz for me, an entire movie is playing out in my head with the perfect cast

[cam @camerooned_]

phillies don’t be greedy get back to losing so the flyers can win this

[NHL @NHL]

Incredible celly 😤 #StanleyCup

[kati ⚾️ @Katimarie14]

flyers v penguins every 5 seconds

[Morgan @mocliffff]

A manic mascot's notes app message has me ready to run through a brick wall

[TLY @TheLibertyYell]

Crosby after a stick lightly taps him:

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I’m 0 for 0 rn

[erin @blondederin]

Some time in the last 24 hours Philadelphia entered an alternate timeline where the Phillies score 13 runs in a game and the Flyers make the playoffs.

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”

Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season: