sara lons ♏️

aspiring milf

[alu @vigilantesht]

america libbed out so hard taylor swift is fucking karlie kloss again

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Noah Kahan will be releasing his fourth studio album, ‘The Great Divide’ on April 24th!

[charly ♡ @charlysfaves]

they were in love i don’t make the rules

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

[elle 🌿 @endlesslilies]

can someone we least expect come out with a girlfriend now to compensate

[angel ❤️‍🔥 @floellasversion]

maybe if travis kelce didn’t say he was honored to play in front of trump then he would have caught that ball

[sara lons ♏️ @saralonsberry]

@clizziewilon ooooof, this one is pretty disappointing

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i hope he cheats again

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Frankly, I’m just glad I crawled to the finish line this year.

[erika @yeeeerika]

no worries if not

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[AJF 🎃🍂 @AJ_F612]

This surmised it so perfectly