Sara 🍄

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Served my daughter a ham sandwich on a Peppa Pig plate before. Felt abit sadistic.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When someone made a big mess at work and it's not me

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Laptop in bed with The Sims and 3rd degree burns

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

My special interest is the Titanic. But the annoying thing about being AuDHD is that whenever I'm talking to someone about it every fact pops into my head at once and then I end up not being able to say anything about it.

[Mac 🌹 @mactellomckeown]

Dipping a Gregg's steak pasty in the River Mersey

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Always thought this looks shit

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The gold leaf application technique is a highly decorative and luxury interior design method.

[Joe @possibly_joe3]

@citizenkawala he deadnames his daughter i'll deadname his app

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

I just love her so much

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I ain’t dead yet!

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Omg can't believe I'm gonna be cured tomorrow

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Absolutely not

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘GOOD BOY’

• Described as a horror movie shot from the perspective of a dog who sees its owner haunted by supernatural entities

• Currently has 95% on Rotten Tomatoes & has been called one of the most heartbreaking horror films of 2025

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

*opens instagram*

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

haha yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

yes bro eat excel take it away

[Hamlinhausen @TortfnHamlin]

Sorry, Rhea Ripley... you had a good run.

[FLEEKAZOID @FLEEKAZOID]

LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY #OblivionRemastered

[Alex Noonan @AlexNoonan6]

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

LFGOOOOO!

[۟ @dvveet]

THREAD: JUNJI ITO x DEAD BY DAYLIGHT was just announced!

Here are all the original twisted inspirations from the Mangaka mastermind as interpreted in Dead by Daylight.

[Sara 🍄 @saralourees]

Or you could just make healthier food affordable

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The UK’s Prime Minister is proposing giving free weight-loss drugs such as Ozempic to unemployed obese people in order to encourage them to work:

“[The drug is] very important for our NHS, because, yes we need more money for the NHS, but we've also got to think differently.”