Sara Meshael

Los Angeles native. Part time fairy godmother. Full time sass monster.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

A tribute to my forever icon, MISS PIGGY. The epitome of grace, style, confidence and a warrior for love. @MissPiggy i love you 🐽💋

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

[trash jones @jzux]

my love language is gentle roasting

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

Why not both tho?

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

maybe instead of healing i will be a whore

[kathryn margaret rose @catd00kie]

Goofy Movie on Broadway you cowards

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

Same same.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove would absolutely CLEAN HOUSE as a Love Island contestant.

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

Seen. Known. Attacked.

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

“in my slut era”

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

Read this thread and go see #BrosMovie!!

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

In talking about how cruelly @billyeichner, white, cis, rich, hot- or not-hot-enough-to-be-a-movie-star (depending on who's tweeting) demanded the queer community support his movie, a thing that is rarely mentioned is the rest of the cast.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

ok work @jonimitchell

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

You’re watching without me?!?!

[Matt S.K. Keever @mattskkeever]

So far Rings of Power is mostly just about how racist everyone is

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

12/10

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

Entirely too many maskless people on this flight just rawdogging it like we are not still very much in a pandemic.

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

It’s me and @charliechaya. We’re bitches.

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Bitches will try and talk about Halloween plans in the middle of July

[Sara Meshael @sarameshael]

This is why John and I will grow old together.

[John Dittrick @johndittrick]

Can every movie and tv show please make the quiet parts louder and the loud parts quieter so I don’t have to DJ the volume every time