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Typical Shrew Stuff

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

nothing worse than getting a little sun and feeling better and realizing I have the mental complexity of a daisy

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

This is literally Carey’s boyfriend in The Other Two

[Jonah Koslofsky @Koslofskyspeaks]

[Bene Gesserit voice]: no worries if not!

[$@r@ @saramiab]

Christmas ornaments that don’t come with hooks so you have to buy them separate— capitalism is in fine form tonight, folks!!!!!

[$@r@ @saramiab]

If twitter is going down, we need to bring this back one last time 🥲 @_maybegrace

[$@r@ @saramiab]

@_gracehodges Viva Burtito 🔥

[$@r@ @saramiab]

@VictoriaMc16 The lesson it taught me is JUST how much hair can change how a man looks. Disarming !!

[Christina Grace @C_GraceT]

We’ve failed James Marsden in so many ways

[$@r@ @saramiab]

@VictoriaMc16 @sketchkirby saving this image

[$@r@ @saramiab]

spending my one wild and precious life watching ultimatum: marry or move on

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

the english language is beautiful .. “jared leto is morbius” … what does it mean….

[$@r@ @saramiab]

No one:

Peter Dinklage in Cyrano (2021): blue birds land on me then shit themselves and die

[$@r@ @saramiab]

@VictoriaMc16 I bought it........😓😓 NEVER AGAIN

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“It’s 9am somewhere” -me having my first sip of water at 2pm

[$@r@ @saramiab]

@VictoriaMc16 Like, the part where Molly Ringwald’s big emotional confession is that she can put lipstick on without her hands ?!

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

don’t care about shawn or camila but will forever miss this

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[$@r@ @saramiab]

The only time I ever feel like an adult is when I’m holding a cup of iced coffee and extremely loud jangly keys in public