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@saltyrosechainstitch / tattooer / chainstitcher /

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

My cousin is flying my daughter and I to Hawaii to house sit. This is me manifesting that he will rent us their house on the beach. Fingers crossed!

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

My bf is a phenomenal tattooer and sometimes I forget and then I have an ahhh ha moment bc once I’m done breastfeeding, I’m getting TATTED

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

When you ask your boyfriend when he first fell in love with you and he says “lifetimes ago”>>>>>

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

I love my baby so much 😭😭😭

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

I wish I wasn’t broke and could buy one hahaha. Having no money sucks 🐤

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

If I had a million dollars I’d buy one of those nice baby carriers. But I have zero dollars 😵‍💫🥲

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

I am so in love with being a mom + my daughter. 3am feedings make me happy and I cherish every second with her

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

My bf knows who Gypsy rose is bc he was in the Hulu show the act 💀 his big break hahaha

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

In the 10 weeks my baby has been alive, we have been in the hospital together for 3. I basically have my nursing degree in pediatrics now

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

@best_shittalker I’m fucking dead 💀

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

My baby is everything I have ever dreamed of and more!!! The little bird wakes goes to sleep and wakes up smiling.. just a happy girl 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

@saramfsavage This hits hard

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

I called someone greasy looking and chase was shook because he’s never heard me insult someone 💀💀💀

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

Stepson said I was relatable 😵‍💫💁🏽‍♀️

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

@Saltwatertattoo @ saltyrosechainstitch

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

This era of my life I have no extra $$$ and it makes me SAD :(

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

Need a sugar mama to buy me Ugg slippers and an Ugg cheetah print robe w the hood. Not Santa. A. Sugar mama

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

Life is different when you spend the day stressing about a babies poop changing colors hahaha.

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

@best_shittalker Hard same

[sarandon @sarandonrose]

My baby is a dream. I have to wake her up at night to eat but she goes right back to bed and it’s never a stresser. Newborn phase has been a cuddly dream 🥲