Theo

[Theo @sarangill]

@LickshotLippy Na man it’s not everyday just go for any player who’s in form 😩 We need world class. He is not it

[Theo @sarangill]

Ahh what a bummer

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

🚨 Real Madrid confirm Fede Valverde has been diagnosed with a grade 3 anal tear

The Uruguayan midfielder will be out for two weeks

[Theo @sarangill]

Thought that was Kim k for a sec. This better be AI

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Kounde arriving for France duty in style, as always… 😮‍💨🇫🇷

[Theo @sarangill]

This guys a cunt but unfortunately I agree

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Cuti Romero: “The Ballon d'Or should be given to Leo Messi. Until he retires, that’s clear”.

“There is no one like him. Surely when he decides not to play anymore, then we will have to see who to give it to!”, told ESPN.

[Theo @sarangill]

The humidity is jarring

[Theo @sarangill]

Fr

[toxic king @toxicking]

Music be all a mf got sometimes

[Theo @sarangill]

I woulda slapped the shit outta this lil lion. I’m playing the last 5 seconds woulda had me shitting my pants 😵‍💫🤣

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

I would shit 💩 myself 😭😭

[Theo @sarangill]

Much needed and well deserved tbh

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

🚨Declan Rice has withdrawn from the England squad for the upcoming international break.

The Arsenal midfielder will now get three weeks rest.

[Theo @sarangill]

Being competent really makes the incompetent stand out.

[Theo @sarangill]

Why do ambulances never hire skilled drivers? They have their blue lights on and be moving like grandmas

[Theo @sarangill]

Anyone going 15 in a 20 can forever hold it

[Theo @sarangill]

Why do so many ppl get offended when you overtake them?

[Theo @sarangill]

Why do so many ppl get offended when you overtake them?

[Theo @sarangill]

Rosicky

[mine ❤️ @Emjenny605]

Gunners, who comes to mind? 🤔

[Theo @sarangill]

Useless 😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

New York City is rolling out public toilets that only give you 10 minutes to finish

[Theo @sarangill]

RIP sway he helped paved the way

[The Voice Newspaper @TheVoiceNews]

We are saddened to hear of the passing of British rapper Sway Dasafo. 🙏🏽

The British-Ghanaian rapper, producer and music executive was born and raised in North London by Ghanaian parents.

Sway became one of the defining rap artists of his generation. He made history as the first unsigned rapper to win a MOBO Award and his debut album, ‘This Is My Demo’, earned critical acclaim.

Sending condolences to his family and friends. 💔
Rest in Peace Sway

[Theo @sarangill]

Best 25k ever spent

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Everton are offering fans the chance to live like a professional footballer for £25,000... The exclusive experience includes:

•⁠ ⁠Staying at the official team hotel
•⁠ ⁠Eating alongside the players
•⁠ ⁠Travelling with the squad
•⁠ ⁠Taking part in training sessions
•⁠ ⁠Attending the tactical meeting
•⁠ ⁠Being pitchside during the warm-up
•⁠ ⁠Sitting on the substitutes’ bench during the match

[Theo @sarangill]

Theo James should defo get the 007 role after that season 2 👏

[Theo @sarangill]

😂😂

[Ri. 🇬🇩 @ChendGolden]

Why do so many of you lot say ChatGBT?

Are you lot stupid???

[Theo @sarangill]

Queue, my g

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

RIDDLE:

What five-letter word is still pronounced the same after you remove four of its letters?

[Theo @sarangill]

Spot on carragher

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Carragher on Manchester City’s goal against United being given after a VAR check:

🗣️ Carragher: “They’ve checked Haaland and decided he’s onside. Brilliant. Nobody was asking about Haaland.

Look at Enzo Fernandez .

He’s standing offside when the ball comes in. Martinez has to deal with him because he’s right there challenging for the ball. He doesn’t have the luxury of saying, ‘Don’t worry, Enzo is offside, I’ll leave this one.’

He tries to deal with the situation, the ball goes beyond him and it falls to Haaland.

Then VAR comes along, draws the line on Haaland and says goal.

Well done. You’ve proved the man who finished the move was onside. Now perhaps check why the ball reached him.

That’s the bit I don’t understand. If Enzo isn’t standing there, Martinez deals with the cross completely differently. So how can we say he hasn’t affected the play simply because he didn’t touch the football?

By that logic, just stand five yards offside in front of every defender. Don’t touch the ball. Make him deal with you, let it run through to somebody who’s onside and apparently you’ve done nothing.

That’s not football.

Sometimes VAR looks so closely at the final frame that they forget there was a football match happening before it.”