Sarah Kaai

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@ErasTourResell Have these sold yet??

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@erastourticks Any word on ticket drops tomorrow for Seattle?

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@emilygkehler @erastourticks Nope!

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@erastourticks Does anyone know if these codes go to people who signed up but didn’t receive a code during the presale?

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

“Hey what’s your favorite type of graph? Bar graphs are boring. I like line graphs. Scatter plots are pretty cool too”

[Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs]

@chrissyteigen

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

I wish WebMd had a “Where are they Now” button so I could see what each person actually had. Like did Rebecca have Multiple Sclerosis or did her hand just fall asleep? I need to know.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

Knee but pronounced “Kenny” for a boy’s name.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

Nobody has ever topped this tweet for me.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@johnnytsunami25 No

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

I have a dream that someday girls will be drunk bathroom girl nice to each other whilst sober.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

I can’t stop singing Zoot Suit Riot.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

Shishito roulette

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

Drink every time @selenagomez says “love”

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@madelineluse This is so real. I feel the pain.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

“No offense, if I had Jason Mraz’s number I would not be texting him right now”

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@DenverPolice Was this the motorcycle accident? And if so, was the person okay? We were some of the first on scene

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

I had an algae fish growing up and I named her Algena.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

Let it be known to my 66 followers that my fart just woke my dog from a deep slumber.

[Sarah Kaai @sarann9104]

@emily_quinn17 @wbruin @SoundersFC Holy hell I can’t get over her.