SaraNoff

beep boop talking robot portal

[she/her]

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I'm often mistaken for a Horse Girl but I see myself as 100% Wolf Girl

FYI

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@LadyAttercop @LordAttercop YOU CAN ORDER ONLINE😍

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@AdamOPrice As she rises to her apology anybody else would surely know

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@AdamOPrice I have people in mind

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@JohnHowieJr I can remember y'all playing this @TheCaveNC , and Dave started passing out free pints while we all swayed and sang, reveling

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Me: WHY would a car company make their logo in the shape of an iud?

Some car nerd: it's a T, for Tesla

Me:

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@LordAttercop Awful

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@DBGerrard @AdamOPrice Be provocative, be organized

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@DBGerrard @AdamOPrice Do you suffer from pools of blood in your stomach?

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@DBGerrard @AdamOPrice https://t.co/wQtRFJx0W0

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”

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@UrsulaV @SenateGOP

[NAACP @NAACP]

They've killed us for less!

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@AdamOPrice @pattonoswalt @hingstonolsen Whoa, Adam, full circle on my Twitter feed!!

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💙💙💙

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

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@LadyAttercop Kostars Klassics With A "K" 💘

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Help slow the spread of COVID-19. Download the SlowCOVIDNC app today.

Apple App Store:
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Google Play Store:
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Well this is the best thing I've seen

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@oneduran You prob alreasy baked it, but Smitten Kitchen blog is my cake recipe go-to spot

[Red Hot Shawn Texas @GOODBROTHERLYZM]

Nobody:

Tomato slice: BITCH CAUSE ILL SLIDE ALL THE TOPPINGS OUT THIS SANDWICH RIGHT NOW.