sarah

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[MR.LAW | Your Laptop Plug @the_law_himself]

We can’t forget you too.
#CongoIsBleeding

[sarah @saranoid_]

The way that @StevieNicks said “I capitalized off my abortion and started a successful band”. <3

[KayCee Hartwig @TheMotherofCows]

@saranoid_ will leave me on read for weeks then respond to me with 2 words #wifegoals

[sarah @saranoid_]

@danaamireh speak for yourself, I am Heather 💁🏻‍♀️

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I love to be Gay

[sarah @saranoid_]

what’s worse is she looks like an Oompa Loompa

[sarah @saranoid_]

You think you can hurt me? My meth head brother’s meth head girlfriend told me I have no ass

[sarah @saranoid_]

@TheMotherofCows

[sarah @saranoid_]

Heart in tha dirt .. 🤎

[sarah @saranoid_]

@TheMotherofCows @FUCCl it’s really not intentional 😅

[sarah @saranoid_]

@Doonvorcannon sounds like you’ve never even had a gf

[sarah @saranoid_]

@TheMotherofCows @FUCCl I already reblogged this

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

*apologizes for being distant*

*goes ghost again*

[sarah @saranoid_]

I love that their names are Dolly & Jolene but they’re lovers instead of fighting over a stupid idiot man

[sarah @saranoid_]

The lesbians had another one 🐣

[sarah @saranoid_]

@TheMotherofCows you chose moving to Arizona with your husband over me and my farm, I can’t even look at you right now 😔 #heartbroken #icouldvebeenthebesthusbandwife

[sarah @saranoid_]

no one tells u about excess skin after excessive weight loss and how much it sucks like that should be represented a lot more

[sarah @saranoid_]

I’ve gotten so many people to switch to Shea Moisture shampoo and condish... they should sponsor me

[sarah @saranoid_]

@TheMotherofCows what’s weight loss u ask... not worth it, dats wot it is