syrah

registered dietitian. I prefer cooking in #botw & #acnh more than I do irl.

[syrah @sararose04]

Everyone playing #totk turning into diabolical engineers of pure chaos meanwhile I’m just aspiring to be the Ina Garten of Hyrule 😌

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Super stuff

[syrah @sararose04]

not me sharing the news of taylor swift’s engagement to the nurse at my doctor’s appointment and her declaring it as our canon event lol

[syrah @sararose04]

absolutely love this timeline where we receive public health warnings via pop crave

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The FDA warns the public to not eat certain Great Value frozen shrimp at Walmart due to possible contamination with a radioactive isotope.

[syrah @sararose04]

the election content I’m here for lmao

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The Michigan “I Voted” sticker is interesting. Go vote today and get your own.

[syrah @sararose04]

“wednesday’s child is full of woe”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.

[Ludwig’s Holy Babe @oldwitchsring]

brought my cishet boyfriend to pride and he ate the food as the sun was setting and turned into a pig and now i’m working in the bathhouse until i can find a way to turn him back

[syrah @sararose04]

📍planet earth

[syrah @sararose04]

the dune jokes have infiltrated my home no one is safe

[syrah @sararose04]

literally me with my cat except it’s with tape adhesive and she just stares with the craziest look in her eyes as she keeps chewing on it 😭

[syrah @sararose04]

Speaking as an RD who enjoys a #poppi now and then I’m telling you it is NOTHING like soda nor is it “better” than soda. Don’t fall for this BS if you’re trying to curb a craving, just drink the damn soda and move on with your life 😌

[syrah @sararose04]

this is hilarious idc

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

A billionaire cannot be a tortured poet sorry those are the rules

[syrah @sararose04]

all the time, I’m grateful all the time 😌

[lily ▴ @lilkorok]

thank you ocarina of time for blessing us with the absolute BANGER that is the gerudo valley theme

[syrah @sararose04]

@natsfran exactly, that’s why I said “the least” it’s all on a spectrum 😏

[syrah @sararose04]

“they sold you to protect you” - the dumbest, least attractive, most nauseating words spoken by Adam Driver (from apparently the inside of his closet lmao)

[katy🦋 @centennialreylo]

unhappy 4 year anniversary to jj and the adr guy shoving adam into a closet the day after his birthday to record those god awful masked kylo ren lines less than a month before tros released

[syrah @sararose04]

ffr 😴

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[syrah @sararose04]

my roman empire

[syrah @sararose04]

um excuse me? who can I report to for damages for not having these lyrics to cry to in 2014? #1989TaylorsVersion

[syrah @sararose04]

thank you, britney spears for ratifying that men are fucking embarrassing