Sara Serville

Spicy Pisces. Queer. Yes I’m single now - saved you the deep dive ✌️

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

@Becs 😔

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

When you’re grieving, the key bit of advice is to fully feel your feelings. Don’t try to move on prematurely. Just feel all of it.

… but not when you’re at work. Or in front of the kids. Or in public.

Feel them at home, between 9pm and midnight. In your room. Alone.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

@Becs They bloody did this to me! Punks.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

I sneezed and exclaimed that a tiiiiny bit of wee came out.

14yo son looked at 24yo son and said “we gonna need to get her put down”

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

Can the next person who views my couch buy it so I can stop puffing the cushions and acting like I don’t have 2 shedding dogs.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

Every time I open up a dating app, I have to stop and remind myself that what I really want is a cuddle.

Dating apps are TERRIBLE at cuddles.

They may tee up a future cuddle (after A LOT of time/effort). But by then the urge to cuddle has long gone and PLS NOONE TOUCH ME ew.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

It feels infinitely better to focus on building your new life than on deconstructing the old one. Particularly in the messy space where they overlap so much, that the venn is just a circle.

But some days your only job is deconstruction; no matter how much you want the future.

[Richard Hills @RichardHills_]

Please share far and wide. My friends sister is currently missing, last seen in Te Atatū.

They want her home safe as soon as possible. Please call police if you have seen or do see her or know anything about her whereabouts.

Thoughts to her whānau at this stressful time.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

I am still in significant pain from exercising last Wednesday unfit.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

I went to a personal trainer today and shockingly they made me do exercise and weights and reps and curls and reps again. Repeatedly.

Unbelievable.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

And I look super happy about it.

Too happy about it if you ask me. It’s suspicious.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

Bangs are cheaper than Botox.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

@leahrazepam Yeah

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

Follow up comment. I briefly opened my bumble filter for men out of sheer curiosity and the likes were quite literally torrential.

Barely any matches with women. Le sigh.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

How do you filter people on bumble for <gone to therapy>

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

My kid build that Lego. Pretty cool aye. I’ve moved it there and buggered the rope thingees but he’ll fix it and this will be my new lounge ornament.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

Any amazing MacOps out there? I’m on the look out. Tell your friends 🙌

https://t.co/AhdSUhBVbH

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

A cute girl I’m chatting to just asked me what my hobbies are and I panicked and googled hobbies.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

@Becs Oh man that really sucks for them 😢 I’m sad for you all.

[Sara Serville @saraserville]

I watch and obsessively follow vanderpump rules because I’m basic and I don’t have anyone to talk to about it and that sucks.