Surrrrrraaaa

Operating at the intersection of snark and sarcasm. Fuck the GOP, terrible drivers, and Hawaiian pizza.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@HandmaidsOnHulu a week later and I still haven’t recovered from Alma’s death. Who is going to pay for my therapy HULU!? 🥺😭

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

Man this season of @HandmaidsOnHulu is a real train wreck. 👀

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@WOODTV okay so like, how hard is it to get an accurate weather report?

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

Pretty stoked that the clock in my car is finally right again.

#DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSaving #daylightsavings

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@comcast when is it going to be fixed in Grand Rapids, MI??? I need a time. This is ridiculous.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@comcast wtf why is the internet down AGAIN?!! Every week now. Do your damn jobs.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@jonlovett This hurts my heart.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

Lightning killed 47 people between 2010-2019 in Florida alone. An inordinate amount of lightning strikes happen on golf courses. So like, hey God — what are the chances you’d do us a solid? It doesn’t have to be death. Maybe just a solid electric shock. Let me know. #ByeByeTrump

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@RiskyLiberal It’s like they finally got him back in the ghost trap.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@kathygriffin Bring the severed head back out.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@evaajuliet @BernieSanders 😂😂😂 another quality piece by me.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

Listen, I made a thing. @BernieSanders #BernieSanders #BernieSandersMittens #Berniememe #LOTR

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

President Biden just ended the racist “Muslim ban” via executive order.

[ashley @saltand_sea]

We are back to a POTUS who doesn’t hold up and show the camera everything he signs, like a child.

I love it.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

I’m just doing my part for Democracy. 😂

[Colleen✨🥀 @whosthatghoull]

Credit to my queen @sarasomethingg

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

Republicans think @Twitter is a right but #healthcare is a privilege. #America

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@comcast honestly - service is down again???? Get your shit together.

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

@comcast @MatherKipka Comcast wtf fix this!!!!!

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

I wonder if, while stacking furniture against doors and hiding under desks in fear, our lawmakers finally understood what it’s like to be a child in school hoping the gunmen doesn’t come for you. #guncontrol @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems @SenateGOP #BREAKING #schoolshooting

[Surrrrrraaaa @sarasomethingg]

#Capitol #US #BREAKING