sara

queen of tweeting and then deleting it when no one reacts

[Oneohtrix Point sometimes :/ @jobscantfindme]

home is wherever the shen yun billboard is

[sara @sarasuffers]

@TheSims #HoopleBorpnaTheSims

[sara @sarasuffers]

@kwangyadotgov This is true love

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Temu feels like raccoons selling things they found and they don’t really understand what they’re called or how much they should cost

[sara @sarasuffers]

Tis the season to Sad tweet

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

our baja, who blast in heaven

[sara @sarasuffers]

dry heaving at Claires don’t text

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

the little drink you get while running errands should be free. compensation for witnessing the horrors

[Noodles & Company @noodlescompany]

behind every hot person there’s a deep history with buttered noodles

[sara @sarasuffers]

eating Chinese food so good I’m levitating. This is not an exaggeration.

[sara @sarasuffers]

feeling like a silly little sim doing silly little tasks

[sara @sarasuffers]

just had a man come in and tell me he’s been waiting to do push ups and started doing them in Claire’s. This one isn’t even a bit. He only did like 5.

[Cult of the Pink Shoes #101 @pinkshoescult]

Playing rave music in the Claire’s on Fullerton. Come quick!

[bring back jack bauer hour @jackbauerhour]

me? giving up on a garruda? it's more likely than you think.

[sara @sarasuffers]

Another year of triv in the books and I am as usual overflowing with love for my team and the tms and everyone involved in the contest in any capacity. I love trivia and I love @trivdilla 💕

[sara @sarasuffers]

its me the claires employee

[sara @sarasuffers]

@ShakesBeans 100 points in my heart

[sara @sarasuffers]

@pinkshoescult How about .04 cents