as i read the news, i couldn’t help but wonder: if trump himself could be called to court in new york, why couldn’t i find someone to court me in this crazy city?
Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño.
https://t.co/KfYXf7L5E0
Another reminder that @jonstewart may well be the best TV interviewer in America right now.
(Watch till the end when Summers tries a ‘gotcha’ on Stewart… and it backfires on him!)
BREAKING: Ke Huy Quan just won an #Oscar at the Academy Awards for best supporting actor for his role in 'Everything Everywhere All at Once'
"Mom, I just won an Oscar!!"
For those unaware Ke Huy Quan spent a year with his family in a Hong Kong refugee camp before arriving in the United States of America in 1979.
What an incredible comeback and incredible story.
telling myself "don't sit down don't sit down you are on a roll" when on a rare fired up cleaning bout is happening. but alas. i sat down. now all is lost.
Holy cow this is good.
Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.
zendaya being in the dune movies is especially funny to me because not only is Chani not a major player at all, she also later tries to possess her own daughter to hook up with her son who is possessed by Paul. (Paul says no, Chani)
Listen I've yet to see the Teen Wolf movie but to all the posers out there mad that it's "not a good movie" you obviously are not a true fan. A true fan knows going into it that it will be bad, but it is still a gift.
A Saga (2023):
Me trying to sing Vindicated but not remembering the words.
Max asking why.
Me saying because he said he liked playing Flesh and Blood and it reminded me of a word that reminded me of Vindicated.
Max asking what word.
Me saying, I can't remember.