sara

ooh na la

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I HAD SOMEONE TELL ME I FELL OFF OOH I NEEDED THAT 😼

[sara @saraunearthed]

James Harden when I get my hands on you WHY I OUGHTA

[sara @saraunearthed]

Dean Wade is a Doritos locos freako

[sara @saraunearthed]

@AbbyOhlsen @doorkeye miss your guys’s tweets. Please come back. Let’s be friends again.

[sara @saraunearthed]

Brain deficits and deformities are no joke—taking a cognitive test can only tell us so much. It could very well be leaving out the fact that half (if not more) of the organ might be on an island somewhere.

[sara @saraunearthed]

I’m waiting impatiently for the day that the president is no longer with us while also crossing my fingers that his brain is donated to science so that I can build my thesis around studying what the hell is wrong with it. Perhaps I will go the neuropsychology route!

[sara @saraunearthed]

It’s a Christmas miracle MOBLEY IS BACK and the Cavs won the last two games! Hopefully for the next surprise Dean Wade will be forgotten on the plane

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If I concentrate hard enough while watching the Presidential Address maybe I can explode him with my mind

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I’m going on Cavs strike literally I’m so disappointed in them I can’t even care

[sara @saraunearthed]

Donald you better bring back that fucking penny I want it back

[sara @saraunearthed]

15 hours from my last tweet I can’t feel my toes I can’t take this anymore

[sara @saraunearthed]

I think my blood just froze I am so cold it’s getting to my brain

[sara @saraunearthed]

@cavs Thank god

[sara @saraunearthed]

I’m so glad the Cavs won. Have a good night everyone.

[sara @saraunearthed]

Yeah canvas just stopped working right when I sat down at my desk nah I’m fine I’m having a great day

[sara @saraunearthed]

The blue jays lost someone check on Kurtis Conner.

[sara @saraunearthed]

YouTube TV deserves catastrophic bankruptcy

[sara @saraunearthed]

Fuck you Youtube TV why do you care that I’m not at my home location. I am a part of my family. Sorry I went to college I’ll stop so that so I can watch a fucking football game without being asked if I’m traveling. Yes. I’m traveling to your headquarters with strong feelings.

[sara @saraunearthed]

The browns are going to win today also

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People will grab their receipts with a plastic bag like they’re covered in a 10 inch layer of fentanyl but then get in their car and do a geek bar unboxing what are you doing bro

[sara @saraunearthed]

I hate to be a hater but damn this tame impala album kind of let me down although some of these songs would be good at a house party I guess