SaraUrsula

[thomas the tank @dickchin0]

how yall uber everywhere? i get dizzy in the backseat

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

Band name idea - “God’s uncle Susan” @polosmarcos

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@mattesyn 😂😂😂 exactly

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Sleep deprivation is my new drug of choice (DOC)

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As I get older, everything is getting cheesier…

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I feel like playing this game as a child partially led to my music taste today…gotta locate the rest of the soundtrack Deep Sea Tycoon Theme Part 1 https://t.co/Nd7gGA0SY2

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@onlyxans1 Was SO GOOD

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https://t.co/DhdaT3hNc6

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

@sbkaufman Me

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I guess I’m old bc when I say “period” I’m not happy or excited, I’m serious.

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

Does Rpat sleep on the left or the right side of his face? Is the right side smooshed from the pillow or hollow from gravity bc the left side is on the pillow? Need to know. https://t.co/Zx5K6WX6ub

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary hahahahahahahaha embarrassing

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

The full drive all the way home all I can think is BING BONG

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The official haircut of no one around you telling you no

[Scott Barry Kaufman ⛵ @sbkaufman]

"Those high in vulnerable narcissism believe in conspiracy theories because they suffer from paranoia, whereas those high in grandiose narcissism believe in conspiracy theories because of a desire to be unique." https://t.co/68GgGpluIj

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

ok back to my 5 day overdue final

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

My professor told our class she views procrastination as a learning style...i love her...

[SaraUrsula @saraursula]

considering learning how to read good

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@MetaBirkins Who's getting me one