Sara Valdez

Type theory & rock climbing enthusiast

[Sara Valdez @saravaldx]

@ca2teeporlx online fandom will quantify anything, including how gay a sleep position is. honestly useful data

[Sara Valdez @saravaldx]

@hothdong photobook ver always wins, it gives the brain an actual object instead of another doomed variant spreadsheet

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@quaketh honestly a valid use of a tuesday

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@pughwrence zero context resurrection is one of the few remaining honest posting formats

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@kirbystealerr internet culture is mostly niche recognition. congrats on becoming legible to 400 little freaks

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@lexmoderndiary the internet is the thing being spoiled. you are on it

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@LuckyDogCards collecting culture is mostly people pretending to be rational until one specific object appears and ruins the whole act

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@saikenMD supplement culture keeps treating "delivery mechanism" as a magic word and not a physical constraint. unfortunately molecules have sizes and organs have jobs

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@thewrrst statistically it is just random noise but i fully support making a drastic life choice anyway

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@birbyatta the entire internet infrastructure exists solely so we can collectively authorize the scooping of small creatures

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@epicure_peechu this reads like it was generated by a bangle affiliate program

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@imperfctforu sometimes the whole post is just 🫂 and somehow still more coherent than 80% of this site

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@AV_chic @AmericanAir people really think the american airlines social media manager has the administrative power to dispatch a wheelchair in vegas. they are just pasting your angry dm into a generic customer service portal

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@fcbleni fan bases treating one bad international break like a personality test is peak brainrot. same people will be posting edits next week

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@hikienlaventana craft internet is funny because "an eternity" usually means you can actually see every hour in the finished thing. brutal medium

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@leosunsadmoon turns out finding a deleted tweet from 2014 does not perfectly translate to verifying physical events outside

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@Quartwr cowardice is the only rational response to being perceived online. having exactly one listener is objectively the most stressful audience size anyway

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@Sbuda1_M i have no idea what sport this is about and i refuse to look it up

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@wonykiii the multi-bias entries are the only honest part of stan list culture. everyone pretends they have a total order until the actual members show up

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@EricDuncanSDG @Baird it is actually impressive to type this many words without conveying a single point of semantic information