Sara Elizabeth Ward

Have fun and laugh often. Follow your dreams; never let someone tell you you can't do something ✌️

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

Why is “extra ice” the most difficult thing for a coffee shop to understand?!

[KATU News @KATUNews]

A Portland-based wedding photographer had nearly all her camera equipment stolen last week during a break-in, just minutes after she left for the airport.

https://t.co/fFzInE5Pxu

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@InstagramComms can you help me with my account?! My account was hacked yesterday and the hackers have since harassed me!! I would like some help ASAP with regaining control of my account.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@instagram I still can’t access my account. I’ve tried scanning my face for you to verify my photos are me and your software doesn’t work! I want to speak to an actual REAL person. Real nice how you treat people whose account is hacked and is being HARASSED by the hacker.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

Hey @instagram, it would be really nice to get some actual help from you regarding my hacked Instagram account! Not only is it impossible to get you to help, but the hacker is now harassing me!!! @instagram fix your terrible customer service!

[Lake Oswego Police @LOPolice]

Unfortunately, this is happening again. A man with a southern accent is calling people claiming to be Sgt. Tom Harper and trying to scam them. Read more here: https://t.co/bOfvGPAhkD #ScamAlert #PublicSafety

[ESPN @espn]

USA ARE INTO THE ROUND OF 16 AT THE WORLD CUP! 🇺🇸

@ESPNFC

[Portland Public Schools @PPSConnect]

There were shots fired today near Jefferson High School. At this time, we are aware of two injuries, both students, both non-life-threatening. An investigation led by the @PortlandPolice is underway and the site is secure. We will update as we have more information.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

I feel personally offended…

[KATU News @KATUNews]

For only the second time since 1966, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” won’t air on television. 🎃

https://t.co/YYn2VgbdsK

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

90% of dog ownership is telling your dog you’re not letting them out because you just let them out and then letting them out

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@liam_ridgewell Too Sweet Cakes in Lake Oswego!

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Breaking: Betty White has died weeks shy of her 100th birthday. 💔 https://t.co/UXrXOIhu4b

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@OnShiu My life right now.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@saltandstraw I hate how now almond brittle with salted ganache is only a seasonal, and when I go to the shop to get a pint, there none available, and it cannot be packed in store. Oh and you can’t order it online either 😑 #rude #bringitbackallyear

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@saltandstraw When do you change the flavors?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

A missing girl from North Carolina was rescued after she signaled for help using a hand gesture she learned on TikTok, police say. A motorist recognized the gesture and called police.
https://t.co/r27x0jjXhO

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[Sara Elizabeth Ward @SaraW30]

@KGWNews How does the new outdoor mask mandate apply to outdoor weddings? The wedding is not a public event, but people of different households will be together. #HeyDan #heydan

[Eater Portland @eaterpdx]

Jojo will give one Oregonian a $250 gift card — if they get vaccinated this week https://t.co/LJWuhksFeP