Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!
Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.
Uterus: ...
Body: please dont...
Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*
-The menstrual cycle
Witnesses say this man pulled over to save a wild rabbit from flames along Highway 1 in Southern California as the massive #ThomasFire spreads toward Santa Barbara County. https://t.co/gGqzZlGfqT