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high fashion bitch

[miia @miiagarro]

i like men that give me money & pay for everything.
i ain't gonna lie like all y'all

[zee 🦌 @blkdoey]

sprinkling a little "oh so you hate me" to soft launch me being a brat

[Who Knows @versacemeg]

Mariah funny asl her ass been knew Latto pregnant 😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[ً @cryst6ls]

accepting the things i cannot control

[fuzzy𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡wildehopps @fuzzwilde]

what plays in my head when i'm trying to focus at work

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Husband: Do you want to be understood or do you want to be right?

Wife: I want you to understand that I'm right

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me in every situation

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me after saying “girl bye” to a man

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

Stopping mid conversation just to emphasise how beautiful you are, ah, real lovers!

[poppy 🍓 edtwt @211cals]

when I’m laughing and realize I probably look ugly and fat so it’s not funny anymore

[𝕺𝖑𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖏𝖔 ✞ @babingtond01]

when my brother is looking for something and i know exactly where it is, but his behavior was not nice earlier, so i’m not telling him.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Her after one missed call:

[66 @666tomystomach]

i really am an affectionate person, come let me kiss you goodbye and leave my lipliner on you

[Young Simba @KickBack_Chris]

I got it all❤️‍🔥

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

A nigga really lucked up with something so thick and pretty (me)

[tay @hairball1952]

thinking about how laptops used to have built in dvd players