semi-aquatic sarah

hoping to become fully aquatic (she/her)

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

Many people depend on worldly objects to kill a Victorian child, but I could do it with my rhetoric alone

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

First day back at work after 2 weeks PTO and the first thing I did was ask if we’re all off Thursday bc of the Knicks parade

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

today i didn’t recognize MY OWN SISTER on the street because she was wearing a Yankees hat… the enemy is closer than u think… #GoMets

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

just a beautiful girl with her drill on the train, a little drunker than she means to be…. That’s my #why

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

There are some ppl who have. Never felt the rush in their WHOLE LIFE, and it really just makes you consider how lucky u are to have felt it at all

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

some manifestations for today:
- people like hanging out with me
- I do Not have salmonella
- my outfit is chic
- I will not throw up the banana that I’m eating
- all those who rise against me shall fail

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

When is musical theater night at basement this month? ☺️

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

Kendall made me tweet this

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

the lesbian crabs are fucking in the bucket

[rebecca 🎭 @stageyrebecca]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to get me tickets to the evita broadway transfer

[stormywalter @urmom1325]

we’re so back

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

@stillgotyaom So if there’s one in the 16th place and one in the 4th place, it would equal 20

16 4 2 1
1 1 0 0

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

@stillgotyaom it’s bc the explanation is so bad. If you read the number in binary from right to left, the order is 1, 2, 4, 16, and then so on continuing with the next square number. It can only be the number if there’s a 1 in the spot, if there’s a 0, you skip to the next square number

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

@D1sco_Duck well…. am I right?

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

Gay guy astronomer looking for an Ursa Major in the club. Am I right, fellas?

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

it was probably so lit to be Jesus. Up until the end ofc

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

men on the train this morning saying “Marty Supreme”…….. Shhhhhhh shh. let Mama rest.

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

i hope we’re homoerotic friends in every lifetime

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

*through my teeth to myself* this club cant even handle me right now

[semi-aquatic sarah @sarbear575]

Do you remember when you joined TWITTER? I do! #MyTWITTERAnniversary