coral

please validate me

[coral @sarcasbitch]

DoorKnob

[MajesticRep @majesticrep]

Opening Thursday at Majestic Rep: ANTON CHEKHOV'S CHERRY ORCHARD OF THE LIVING DEAD! $20 tix available at https://t.co/bXWsOlfSzc. #DTLV

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

TIME TO GET DRUNK BECAUSE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME

[coral @sarcasbitch]

It's amazing how much time some people have on their hands

[coral @sarcasbitch]

Hi. I'm a male social media user. Here is a 3,000 word essay about a mundane topic I happen to have an opinion on. Also women talk too much.

[EAT MORE ART! VEGAS @eatmoreartvegas]

EMAV Review: @majesticrep's 'Bad Seed' a stylized thriller ★★★
https://t.co/poYUCdCNx1

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

DO NOT ASK ME WHERE YOU CAN BUY MY NOVELS

THEY ARE LIMITED EDITION AND VERY EXCLUSIVE

THEY ARE NOT SHREDDED UP BECAUSE I GOT MAD AT WORDS

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

JUST A QUICK AND NORMAL HUMAN FOOD QUESTION

WHY DOES EVERY MEAL NOT INCLUDE MELTED CHEESE

I AM SURE THERE IS A GOOD REASON

I WILL WAIT

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I LOVE INTERVIEWING FOR JOBS BECAUSE I LOVE LYING LITERALLY ALL OF THE TIME

[coral @sarcasbitch]

There's something about being blonde and working out a lot and fucking hoards of men that gives you a confidence boost. #motivationalspeaker

[coral @sarcasbitch]

Received two of these today. I've never felt so loved.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

These two dogs are literally inseparable, and it's the cutest thing 🐶🐶💕

[coral @sarcasbitch]

I'm literally at a point where I don't even care if I fail a class

[coral @sarcasbitch]

Honestly if this year ends with Jesus Christ himself descending from the sky to tell us we're all fucking doomed I won't even be surprised