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You. You. You. You're all I think about.

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back again!!!

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Friend: "Who are you texting?" You: *smiles* "No one."

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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try that sometimes.

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

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Smile is a way to solve problems and silence is a way to avoid it.

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single, not sure how to mingle

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some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey, that's life

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Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites yet still bored.

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I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is

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I don't know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like

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aving sex with a car so your baby's a transformer.

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Trust is like a piece of paper, once it's crumbled it can't be perfect again.

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If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.

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Balloons are so weird? "Happy Birthday! Here?s a plastic sack of my breath"

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'Are you home?' "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"

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I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT NUDES??? WHO KNOWS BUT I?M GLAD YOU?RE HAPPY FRIEND

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Do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

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Do you ever wonder if someone?s like secretly in love with you?

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I remember the times before Twitter... when I actually went out side and did stuff