Sarcasm

Probably the funniest account on Twitter. Parody Account.

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Everytime

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Oh I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.

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I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me I'm not respecting you.

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I wasn't born to please you, bitch.

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I need a phone with 500% battery

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Exactly