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Here I say what I want; my other account is tracked by my mum, my wife and my boss...

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@alexmwanzo I see cows browsing on the tarmac

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"We are using AI for the Project"

Kabogo: mnapatia computer Artificial Insemination kwani iko na mùrukì?

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@GathogoBMwangi Ati AI, computer inafanywa Artificial Insemination kwani iko na mùrukì?

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@Itswambu1 Tuma pin, kuna massage?

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@olusegini @AmbChijioke 😅😅

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@AmbChijioke Damn, Nigeria is a jungle, i had actually thought it was a joke. As in 130 PAs, most of them girls? Is he trying to establish a harem like King Solomon?

[Delo @TheOtherDelo_]

I'm afraid Gachagua is smarter than Bill. Maybe one of the primary reasons for Bill to be afraid,and not only is he smarter than Bill, his children are smarter than Bill's children by miles ahead. Parents get jealous over this shit.

[miss muraya 😘 @BernahWambui]

Watu wanapewa 600m loan alafu wewe uko blacklisted CRB juu hukulipa 3k ya tala😭😭😭😭

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@DramaAlert The food there isn't cooked in baby oil...

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@thetimwork @karimirimbui Potluck breakfast is a pretty wild experience for folks in this group

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@KinyanBoy He's a true Boer at heart...

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@WelBeast What of Biles, le bro LeBron???

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Kenyans were ready to Occupy Paris tomorrow, had Faith Kipyegon's medal not have been reinstated. They think we are Jamaica.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When they come to our country they are expats,but when we go to theirs we are immigrants.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

The Olympics has a new legend.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I think it's pretty weird for adults to sterilize little kids by giving them hormone therapy. I know Kamala Harris disagrees with me on this and considers it to be totally "normal."

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

RECEIPTS: Ethiopian Airlines called me a liar, so I tracked down the passenger in my viral video who was offloaded for a minister.

ET called police on Aisha and her husband, forced them to delete their videos & left them stranded in Addis for 24hrs. They’ve received no apology

[TAURUS ♉️✨ @_tyonnaaaaaa]

A bitch told me if you can’t stop fucking wit him what makes you think I can & I was like you know what yo ugly ass right I ain’t even mad at you 😂🤣😂😂

[Keya Kinuthia @keyakinuthia]

@michaelbukachi Thika road Uber guys (Roysambu, kasarani kahawa) did build an app. As a chama. It's been two years. Dago,uthiru Uber drivers did an app, they went back to merry go round chama instead. 🤣🤣🤣😂 Waulize Kamal! Alikapitia ikabidi safcom helmed it. Pahahahahaaaaa

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@osakajayms Blacks in America are so triggered by this... a bro can look trim without overdoing chains and shit...