Hannah Yeh

classy, sassy, and a bit smart assy.

[Hannah Yeh @sarcasmascara]

I dreamt I married @jimmyfallon last night. I guess dreams really are a wish your heart makes.

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@BlueWahoosBBall

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It’s safe to say that I am in love with @jimmyfallon

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I should’ve live tweeted all my reactions to the Macy’s Day Parade.

[XFL Battlehawks Squadron @BattlehawkSquad]

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[Hannah Yeh @sarcasmascara]

I love watching a bunch of drunk white boys dance on Jumbotrons

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@meaganlengel and I are putting together a puzzle. She just said in a very country accent, “alright. Some of you fuckers gotta stick together.”

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Why is the best fruit always forbidden?

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Champagne by Niykee Heaton is seriously my theme song.

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Don’t you looooove when your playlist just gets you?!

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I have nothing in common with people who like to get up early & exercise because “it’s a great way to start the day!”

That’s what coffee & a bed is for.

[Hannah Yeh @sarcasmascara]

@nikicl The boys ask me all the time why I’m always drinking coffee.

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@mstonepowell Bahahahaha dead

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I can’t remember the last time I was this happy

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There’s something therapeutic about drinking through a straw when things just aren’t right.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

MY LIFE

[Hannah Yeh @sarcasmascara]

@DJpennywise69 My dad has one soooo....

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@mamba__b 😍

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@JeffreyCox95 No.

[Hannah Yeh @sarcasmascara]

Getting ready to go out whilst listening to Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. I’m Cinderella, bitch.