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[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

Never thought I'd be jealous of a cow, but here we are. https://t.co/i6e0f2PjgC

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@Mikel_Jollett Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters in Almost Famous

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

I know this might be a controversial & polarizing topic given the state of *gestures at the void*

but how in the upside-down parallel universe are Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner DATING?

Someone explain it to me. Slowly. Use small words.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@BravoWWHL Fuda & Fessler are THE best additions to the show

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

Such inspiring leadership

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

currently an emergency twitter all-hands going on with Elon Musk answering employee Q's

Elon was asked: "How are you going to deal with the expected attrition and align everyone on a shared vision?"

Elon Answer: "I don't know....we all need to be more hardcore."

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

Anyone else feeling a rush of PTSD & major anxiety with election day looming?

Oh, everyone? Cool cool.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@audrey_jeann @jzux Must know where you got your sofa!

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@funder @RESlST45 That would be me. 💙

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@OhNoSheTwitnt

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@HOTDsource Taylor Napier, 100%

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@imkrishannath Agreed https://t.co/IowftZIFzh

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

Vhagar and her gross saggy grandma throat-chin can go die now. #HouseoftheDragon

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

Vhagar and her gross saggy grandma throat-chin can go die now. #HouseoftheDragon

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

I’m really starting to love Germans.

I had another language lesson today.

Eiertanz: egg dance.

It’s what we would mean as “walking on eggshells.”

For them, it means being cautious because mens balls are too delicate.

Moving to Germany, bye.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

“Have the day you deserve” will never not be appropriate.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@elizaskinner Archeology. Hand me a trowel and call me Phil Harding.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@tonyposnanski 25

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Someone said, “What are we supposed to do…recycle the same outfit for years?”

And that’s the truly the fundamental disconnect because I’m like, “Yes! You should wear stuff for years!”

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@Dundun130 @purplepricetag @James_Egner @oochotd A very literal interpretation, sure. All I’m saying is that it could also mean something else.

[a tweeter has no name @sarcasmbeer]

@Dundun130 @purplepricetag @James_Egner @oochotd Possibly, but nothing happened to be wary of.