Brianna Bond

Financial advisor for digital agencies, Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president.

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@markjaquith Markus.

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@drollpatrol Incredibly brave take

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@markjaquith Gosh darn I need to up my delegation game. Touché.

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Invited dev husband to new repo in GH for house projects. LOL he's toast. Don't know why it took me ten years to figure this out. +Issue +Issue +Issue

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@markjaquith Please ma’am. My horses are very sweaty

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@aarondfrancis I know my home state when I see it. Can’t believe you are getting hoodie weather! Enjoy. 🫶

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@markjaquith @jonathandoomer MARK but you’re right

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@vidluther I don’t in person, but if he wants named advertising online he’s going to have to pay for it

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Spouse and I pulled up to a restaurant. I saw our adult daughter’s car in the parking lot. I said “let’s pretend to not see her so she can decide if she wants to say hi or not; I’m not trying to interrupt her night.”

I got out the car and she was already running at me through the parking lot screaming MAMAAAAAA *while* FaceTiming me. 🥹🥹🥰🥰

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@rockysgrace Do I have your permission to save this image and text it to my husband Mark anytime he pmo? Thanks for your consideration.

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@heatdaddy69420 If you’re not on the Shoresy writing team already, we’ve got to fix that

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I’m pretty proud of myself because two years ago I was mortified of snakes. But I forced myself to learn lots about them as exposure therapy. And today I found a sick pet ball python dumped in the woods, and picked him up and got him to a rehabber.

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@ChrisField Churn them legs!

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@TBLightning

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Damn he knows me too well :c

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@markjaquith @IanLandsman I’m kidding. They don’t even have all their ears. Not fancy at all.

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@markjaquith @IanLandsman when you call your wife’s horses not fancy on main :c

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@drollpatrol In my old age, I’ve decided that if I’m gonna be sittin’, I may as well be layin’. Don’t put me in a booth at a restaurant, I’m tired and I will embarrass us both

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@wobblymami every time you tweet this, a deep voice in my head goes “rrrrroll that beautiful bean footage.” which is a reference that means I’m old af but still, I thought you should know