Brianna Bond

Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president.

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@Weissy53 Legitimately nauseated 😩

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@markjaquith I hit Costco Liquor this afternoon, am I clairvoyant??

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@BR_OpenIce @FriedgeHNIC I’m going to barf

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@markjaquith You really did not think this through, huh?

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@markjaquith They’ve heard your stance on trinkets and aren’t aligned

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Squimothy loves a good sun sploot.

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@willking Mug fraternal twins

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Polymarket on if I can convince @markjaquith to keep him forever

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@markjaquith You shall not be a “nothing for me thanks” guy on MY watch

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@chrislema Thank you sir!

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@markjaquith Unfortunately for you, this validated every future Highdea™️ I have

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@aarondfrancis @markjaquith Wife Collective Bargaining rep here to say we’re prepared to offer five “free” finding-of-obviously-placed-items if Husbands will agree to admit it’s cool that Wives can pick the exact right Tupperware size every time

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@helenhousandi Helen if I have to clean this out of your closet with you in 7 years I’m going to physically harm you

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@Weissy53 This one hurts

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My dear spouse, three beers deep while we’re at a sports bar and some nerd shit is just announced: “NO LIKE THIS IS HUGE. IT’S DOCKER FOR MAC.”

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@helenhousandi

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@markjaquith Markus.

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@drollpatrol Incredibly brave take

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@markjaquith Gosh darn I need to up my delegation game. Touché.