Nikhil Sehgal

sharing life with memes
83(hope u get it ni to back button upr h)
mr.sarcastic
waiting for mrs. sarcastic😂
high on sarcasm💀
aye ho to follow krke jana haan...

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"Fuck" is one of the most used word in english but the irony is that people dont really know its meaning they always ask - "what the fuck"

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Reh reh kr reh jate hai sapne,
Abhi sota hi hu ki dopeher ho jati hai

[Nikhil Sehgal @sarcasmicnik]

Mera dimag bhot chalta hai isliye ghis gya hai 🙂

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@tagshreya Krle normalise mana apne baap ko

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Kuch log meri zindagi me aaye hi gali sunne hai,
Fir chahe man me du ya unke mu pe

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My self respect to me -
"Tera bharosa nhi hai bsdk tu muje bech khaega"

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@metaphorsnwine Now what!? Back to business??

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Me coming out of my room after guests are gone
My brother -

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I can explain everything to you in detail but saying - "pata nhi" is easy

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Parents - tumhari life tumhare hath me hai jo mrzi Karo
Me -

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Stalker boys to girls having private account -

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Be good at roasting, taki koi bkchodi krne se pehle 10 bar soche

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Drd sukoon ka ho to ansuo ke sath muskan bhi ati h

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I can be a therapist
Mai apne dukhde sunane pe aya to samne wale ko khudke dukh Kam lgne lgenge

[Nikhil Sehgal @sarcasmicnik]

Someone - poore din kya krte ho
Me - fake scenarios banata hu kal ko koi kuch bolde to jawab hona chiye na 😶

[Nikhil Sehgal @sarcasmicnik]

Kbhi kbhi lgta hai raat ko 12 bje ke baad bhrahmand ki sari energy mereme hi ajati hai bc

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Bado se behes krna Galat hai, isliye mai jawab hi ni deta👍👍

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Met an old friend
Me - aur kaise ho whi rehte ho abhi bhi
Frnd - han bhai tuje ghr kaise pata
Me - nhi mai bolra tha aukat me hi rehte ho na abhi bi

[Nikhil Sehgal @sarcasmicnik]

Kuch samjh na aae to jada smjho mat
Samjhdar ho gye to kam krna pdega 🙂

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Agar life ki kahani upar wala likhta hai to problems pe thodi censorship lagao 🙂 jada hori hai