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@ShayWoulahan If my daily commute takes 20 minutes, but one day there's an accident and it takes 90 minutes, are you saying I should always account for an extra 70 minutes just for my employer to be happy?

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@AmiriKing @StellaBaby46 Why not show this Tony Schork?

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@JoeySalads Who knew so many people would follow a guy that drinks his own piss.

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@anamalplanat @PsyshockGame @AmiriKing I didn't say PTSD. Any person who enlists in the killing of others is mentally defective.

By your standards no vets should have guns.

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@localtryansfem Bot account

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@LordCocaire @hashjenni Yeah... Imagine the middle class picking up the tab 🙃

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@anamalplanat @PsyshockGame @AmiriKing Are you saying we should take away the gun rights of veterans?

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@jk_rowling @IWF And yet you ignore the hundreds of thousands of stories that contradict this one

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@AmiriKing Weird. It looks just like a population map. Almost like land can't complain...

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@tedcruz But does he use his legal name, Rafael?

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@tedcruz I wish you'd become a recluse for the rest of your life, but we don't always get what we want.

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@tedcruz Sure thing, Rafael

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@realtittytits @stacycay Why ask? Just find out yourself you coward

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@HealthcareREguy If you can't afford a second property on your own then maybe you should cut back on the iced coffees and avocado toast.

It's not my job to support your poor spending habits.

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@SenFettermanPA Of course you support Israel you fucking traitor.

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@JoeySalads @sircalebhammer You probably think it's boring because nobody drinks their own piss.

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@BaronHarkonnen0 @AmiriKing @mikemajlak @misfitpatriot_ He's still holding pockets.

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@AmiriKing @mikemajlak @misfitpatriot_ Ah yes, Speaking of fucking loudmouths who haven't been hit enough yet, this fucking cunt.

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@allenanalysis Cant wait for that brain damaged fucking waste of life to get primaried

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