Jen McBride

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Crocs piss me off

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Hate myself for how much I love Taylor Swift's Shake It Off song

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Never thought I'd say it- I miss American meatheads

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

I can't control my facial expressions when I see a grown, healthy man wincing in pain and exhaustion as he does lunges..with 7lbs weights

[Matthew Richards @forestmat]

[PHOTOS] #AirAsia Flight Forced To Turn Back After Passenger Scalds Crew With Hot Water via @saysdotcom http://t.co/yBiFGLqlcM

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

So weird that every time AirAsia airline puts up a weekend deal, its booking website goes down...so weird, just so so weird

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

I'm not sure what I dislike more...farts that smell like steak or steak that smells like farts

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

@frydoggy Ha trying to fit it into my travel schedule-we'll see...have u been?

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Guy at customs drops my phone, picks it up, hands back the cracked remnants of it and says, "oops"...classic Malaysian customer service

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

I track my weight loss/gain by how tight my fanny pack is

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Smells like updog in here

[Jen McBride @SarcasmNCoffee]

Its difficult for me to take men with underdeveloped calf muscles seriously