Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD

Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

I haven't tweeted since He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named bought this place.
Just to let you know that you can find me on B*uesky, same name, same rants.
Bye!

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@Literature_Lady I just found you on the sky site, yay!

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

I'm leaving Twitter.
This X crap is not what I signed up for.
I'm met wonderful people around here and I'm happy for that. Hopefully we'll meet in other spaces.
Love you all!

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@christen_rexing Yay! Found you there :-)

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@IronyPhD 'twas a good ride

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@profclbrown Dunno... I can't make mastodon work so... any ideas? Instagram, maybe?

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.

[Diandra Krueger //// @SassySledgehmmr]

#Barbie has packed theaters with people in pink. It’s really an unforgettable movie-going experience.

What are some of your favorite movie-going moments you’ve ever experienced?

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@sonomikan @ObsessedTeach

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

Relatable! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@oneawkwardmom @Dadof2crazyboys

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@academicswrite Sometimes it doesn't come at all.
That's crap.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

My colleagues have already got they rejection/acceptance emails for a Very Cool Conference we all want to attend and I haven't.
So, of course I'm checking my email every 30 seconds or so.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

Welcome to another round of am I exhausted or is it the flu?

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

I feel kinda weird using twitter at work now that it has the new logo. It feels as if I had a p0rn site open or something like that.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@oldenoughtosay I wanna be that aligator

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@JonathanZLudwig Even then. I prepare for a meeting.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

There should be a special circle in h€ll for people who cancel meetings 1 minute before they are supposed to start.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

@rgmayne1