Sarcastaball Football League

Oh yes this is TOTALLY not going to last longer than the XFL. I DEFINITELY think it would be wise to just delete the league now. 32 team league held on Sleeper.

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Myrtle Beach acquires the 49ers QB Room from Kalamazoo, sending the Falcons QB Room, a 2026 1st & 2nd round pick, and a 2025 2nd

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🚨TRADE THREAD🚨

Oakland ships Rome Odunze to Syracuse for Rashee Rice

Cedrick Wilson is sent from Lawndale to Erie in exchange for $500 FAAB

Mexico City boots the Eagles TE Set to Harrisburg for the Broncos TE Set and Demario Douglas

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LFC Drew Bennett
1.Saskatoon 69ers (4-2)
2.Tallahassee Florida Men (4-2)
3.Oklahoma City Ogres (3-3)
4.Reno Gamblers (3-3)

LFC Ladell Betts
1.Raleigh Marauders (3-3)
2.Radcliff Rough Riders (3-3)
3.Milwaukee Mantis (2-4)
4.Memphis Mayhem (0-6)

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Current Sarcastaball Standings

HFC Peyton Hillis
1.Myrtle Beach Mermen (5-1)
2.Duluth Bruins (4-2)
3.Oakland Orangutans (3-3)
4.Plano Predators (2-4)

HFC Steve Slaton
1.Charleston Chubbies (6-0)
2.Vancouver Thunderstorm (5-1)
3.Mexico City Ocelots (3-3)
4.Gulfport Golfers (3-3)

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HFC Mike Furrey
1.Harrisburg Hog Riders (5-1)
2.Owensboro Heaters (2-4)
3.San Antonio Rattlers (1-5)
4.Erie Coyotes (1-5)

HFC Derek Anderson
1.Scranton Beets (5-1)
2.Birmingham Buccaneers (5-1)
3.Compton Suge Knights (3-3)
4.Lawndale Table Smashers (0-6)

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LFC Gary Barnidge
1.Portland Lumberjacks (5-1)
2.Kalamazoo Kangaroos (2-4)
3.Gilbert Heatwave (2-4)
4.Tucson Timberwolves (2-4)

LFC Justin Forsett
1.Syracuse Bad Boys (5-1)
2.Louisville Mashers (4-2)
3.Rochester Rockets (1-5)
4.Albuquerque Sun Devils (0-6)

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More picks in the #SFLDraft:

-Plano selects Ja'Lynn Polk 11th
-Lawndale drafts Xavier Legette 12th
-Tallahassee selects... Philip Rivers???

Some technical difficulties in the Draft Room, please stand by!

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Lawndale receives:
-12th overall pick

Scranton recieves:
-30th overall pick
-Two 2025 first round picks

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Multiple trades have been made on Draft Day!

Tallahassee receives:
-13th overall pick

Lawndale receives:
-20th overall pick
-30th overall pick
-2025 first round pick

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A quick run of picks in the #SFLDraft!

-Tucson selects Jonathon Brooks 5th
-Raleigh selects Brian Thomas 6th
-Myrtle Beach takes Ladd McConkey 7th
-Erie selects Trey Benson 8th
-San Antonio selects Keon Coleman 9th
-Erie selects Ricky Pearsall 10th

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With the fourth pick in the 2024 #SFLDraft, the Birmingham Buccaneers select Xavier Worthy!

Tucson is now on the clock.

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With the third pick in the 2024 #SFLDraft, the Oakland Orangutans select Rome Odunze!

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With the second pick in the 2024 #SFLDraft, the Tallahassee Florida Men select Malik Nabers!

Oakland is on the clock.

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The #SFLDraft is now live!

To nobody’s surprise, the San Antonio Rattlers select Marvin Harrison Jr first overall!

Tallahassee is now on the clock.

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Huge trade with major #SFLDraft implications!

Tallahassee receives:
-Tyjae Spears
-2nd overall pick
-20th overall pick
-30th overall pick
-2025 first round pick

San Antonio receives:
-1st overall pick
-32nd overall pick

Major draft shifts!

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Defending SFL champion Syracuse acquires Kenneth Walker from Erie in exchange for KJ Hamler and the 8th overall pick in this year’s #SFLDraft.

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Syracuse and Birmingham have agreed to a deal that sends Keenan Allen and the 4th overall pick in this year’s #SFLDraft to Birmingham, and Rashee Rice and the 8th overall pick to Syracuse.

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Saskatoon trades Cowboys QB Set and Khalil Herbert to Oklahoma City for Vikings QB Set, Gus Edwards, Jauan Jennings, and a 2026 second round pick.

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Rochester has acquired Kendrick Bourne, Jalin Hyatt, and a 2025 first round pick from Tallahassee in exchange for Zack Moss and Lil’Jordan Humphrey.

#HatsOffToSFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Tallahassee has dealt Breece Hall and the #28 overall pick in this year’s #SFLDraft to Mexico City for Puka Nacua.

#HatsOffToSFL