SarcasticApeSquad

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[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

Yo!
$SAPE

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@Lotus_indrajit @elonmusk @Coinvo It's amusing that there are still people out there who know the facts and understand history. But I don't understand what Elon is planning with all of this. Is he trying to position himself as some kind of messiah, or even a god, at some point? 😅zionist and 69 other are waiting!

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@WatcherGuru All we have to do is make sure we keep advancing and progressing faster as a nation without losing our security or peace of mind. Is there a better way to prepare the younger generation for the future than this?

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@WatcherGuru Of course, security considerations are essential. While allowing foreign companies to bring their products into the market, we need to ensure there are proper safeguards, transparency requirements, and security reviews in place to identify and address any potential risks.

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@ky_markets Shorts

[0xMarioNawfal @RoundtableSpace]

A HEDGE FUND MODEL JUST LEAKED.

It doesn’t predict events.
It predicts panic.

When traders rush to exit, the bot takes the other side.

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

Warren Buffett watching the war with $380 Billion cash in hand:

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇦🇪🇮🇷 UAE shuts down its stock market Monday and Tuesday following Iranian strikes.

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

Who’s running this first and screenshotting the roast they deserve? Drop your funniest swarm output below — best roast gets eternal glory (or at least a repost).
Next: TruthApe gets real web search, SelfEditApe gets diff previews + selective apply, MemeApe starts generating images of your humiliation. The swarm evolves. Join or get left behind.
https://t.co/qnJ896tLgp🦍🌍

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

ApeSwarm just did something stupidly dangerous and somehow didn’t nuke itself: It wrote real files, staged them, committed them, and left a git trail — all from a single terminal command.
No more “planning branches like a coward.” GitApe now executes. Test commit: 4f4e32a on tmp/gitexec-write-smoke Marker file .gitape-write-smoke.txt is sitting there judging you.
Proof that the sarcastic legion can touch your repo and survive. Repo: https://t.co/qnJ896tLgp

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

Want to see the swarm commit to YOUR repo? Clone, install Ollama (or Grok/Claude key), then:
Bash
apeswarm "roast my README and rewrite it better" \
--self-edit --allow-git-write --auto-confirm
Safety notes (don’t @ me later):
Defaults to --dry-run (nothing touches disk)

Real writes need explicit flags
Use throwaway branches/repos first
If it bricks something, that’s on you — but it’ll be funny
Multi-LLM, git-native, sarcastic AF. Early alpha. Break it. Fork it. Improve it.

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@BillyM2k Looks like jobless and poor and at war is inevitable

[Sentient @sentient_agency]

🚨 Claude Code just got its own App Store.

100+ ready-to-install agents & skills install with one command.

No more building agents from scratch in 2026.

You now get:

• Pre-built MCP servers
• Auto-debugging sub-agents
• Production logging + scaling templates

All free. All open-source. All working today.

This is what separates the builders from the prompt arguers.

Comment “AGENTS” for the link + my top 5 to start with.

[Qwen @Alibaba_Qwen]

🚀 Qwen Coding Plan is now live on Alibaba Cloud Model Studio!

✨ What you get:
• 🔥 Latest Qwen3.5-Plus models
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• 📦 Up to 90K requests/month for AI-powered coding
• 🔌 Works with Claude Code, Qwen Code, Cline, Cursor & more
• 🔥 Get 50% OFF on Lite & Pro plans with our launch coupon!

🔗 Get started:  https://t.co/DQPjcDUO7F

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

Wow!

[Brave @brave]

Each of the new Brave Search API plans includes $5 of free credit that renews every month.

This makes Brave Search API an easy and cheap way to start building applications, creating personal projects or experimenting with agentic AI like OpenClaw.

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@Grokipedia is actually doing great.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grokipedia is growing like kelp on steroids 😂

Please check https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh articles you know something about and suggest edits for accuracy. Would be much appreciated.

This will be by far most comprehensive open source, no copyright distillation of knowledge.

[Qwen @Alibaba_Qwen]

ollama run qwen3.5:cloud
Let's go! 🚀

[SarcasticApeSquad @sarcasticapes]

@elonmusk @PeterDiamandis What to do you think about lower orbit to orbit spaceship? Or maybe traveling pod. Like building one extra lane in i65, 75,85,95 that will connect each side, then building a highway/gateway entry that pickup each car and pull it all the way to the entered destination?