David Keith

I love my daughter, my family, my pups, and cruising back roads to escape the chaos of life.

[David Keith @sarcasticjava]

The passing of time is constant. What you deal with determines whether it feels like it's going fast, or dragging on. Try to stay positive.

[David Keith @sarcasticjava]

@JordanStrack NOOOOOOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭

[David Keith @sarcasticjava]

@JordanStrack Back in my day, the internet sounded like 2 robots screaming at each other. 😭😭😭

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@TMZ "Meme expert." That made-up nonsense title is all that needs to be seen. "Despite having next to no no real life experience whatsoever, I expect my opinion to be taken seriously because I have opinions on pics posted for social media."

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@SoloFlow786 @RonFilipkowski The mouth breathers that blindly worship the Tangerine Twatwaffle won't care about any of that. In fact, they most likely dig their heels in and double down on their support of the Pedo in Chief because it "OwNs tHe LiBtArDs."

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@trishstratuscom I am so deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you are surrounded by love and support during this difficult time.

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@am_yers I don't see the Gravy Seals and Meal Team 6 acting as brave on the front lines as they pretend to be while standing in line at Dunkin Donuts, with AR 15s as their choice of fashion accessories.

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@MeidasTouch Bro must've thought Trump's pardon was an indefinite condition for the rest of his life, and technically, he was right. #FAFO

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@tigers Torkelson's blast was awesome. You could tell from the crack of the bat that ball was gone. Him coming up clutch when we needed him was such a fantastic sight.

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@KarenWilso895 @bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio

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@RealBrookeAdams I can't speak for anyone but myself, but if saying no leads to this, then I'd be saying no about every little thing as often as possible. 🤷‍♂️

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@13abc How can they claim the adults took precautions to keep the guns out of reach when the child grabbed the gun, causing the tragedy? If it were actually out of reach, the child would still be alive.

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@MLive Let's handle TB tomorrow first, then we can focus on SF.

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@powerranger_x @_kennythoughts There's no justification for anyone shaming another person, especially ones they don't know on a personal level. The mindset of 2 wrongs suddenly making a right does nothing. Toxicity isn't a positive character trait and saying so and so did it first is a childish argument.

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@ToledoWalleye The zebras acted like they had a vendetta tonight. Apparently they're still up in their feelings after the McCourt situation last night.

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@SeanRossSapp He's the CEO of a wrestling promotion, but acts like the same thing he's critical of. He should focus on his product, give attention to whatever is going on with Jericho, and maybe address the win/loss record of that football team he owns instead of looking like an IWC fanboy.

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@InternetH0F "So what are we?"

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@13abc Looks like he got what he wanted. I doubt he'll be working anywhere for quite some time.