Claudia

A small town girl simply ready to break free.

[Claudia @sarcasticjoy]

What is the point of mirror selfies? You have a front camera. Use it.

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You don't know true fear until you're wearing flip flops and realize you're in wet grass. #FactsOfLife

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Congrats, writers. You managed ruin a nine year show in 60 minutes. #HIMYMFinale

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Tea. Leaf water. Coffee. Bean water. What is it with people drinking things from the fucking dirt?

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You know you're really lonely when you start making faces at yourself while Netflix is loading.

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Can people accepted ED get a little sympathy? I've had months with literally nothing. It's hard having something to do that you can't yet.

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I can only work on one big assignment per night. My focus is like all or nothing. Is that weird?

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Went on a political rampage today. What has Mr Clayton done to me.

[Logan Lerman @LoganLerman]

Believe it or not but all the rain in LA is just a big Paramount pr stunt #floodiscoming #noahmovie

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I need to stop watching wedding dress shows with my mom...

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People say male cats are more affectionate. Thank you everyone for not clarifying that it also means extremely horny, even when neutered.

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I hate how some people so fervently deny that they snore. Like excuuuuse me, are you somehow listening to yourself as you're fast asleep?

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My AP Bio teacher has the best rants. "Why do they call it smallpox when it's so much worse? Was there a big pox?" #TheImportantQuestions

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It's gotten to the point that I can't sleep without voices in my head... Relax, I'm referring to my podcasts.

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You know, everyone talks about how delicious eating straight Nutella is. No one mentions how fucking weird it feels in your mouth.

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Multitasking. I'm a pro at it. I can get half a math question done per Supernatural episode.

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My eyelids felt extremely heavy this morning. Then I found an ungodly amount of eye gunk.

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I never went to camp. I loathe my lack of camp stories.

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People need to understand how satisfying filling out all those checkboxes are...

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And now back to some procrastination...