Miss M

Math teacher just trying to survive life as a math teacher. Normal person on a journey to getting fit.

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

I like that they are going to train teachers that will carry guns on campus....cuz we lost a lot of funding for teacher training this year. Our continuing our own education is only in the budget for guns. Nice. #TeachersAndGunsDontMix #teacher

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

To the people suggesting we arm teachers: we are overworked, under appreciated, and underpaid. Please take into consideration the mental health of your teachers before you arm them. #Teachers #GunControlNow

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

I have to buy all of my own classroom supplies, but the government wants to buy me a gun. Do they have any idea how close some teachers are to a mental break down? #Walkout #teachers #school

[CNN @CNN]

This teacher stood up at a school board meeting to criticize a superintendent's pay raise. Then she was handcuffed. https://t.co/Oo5TJdBtvH

[Jerica Phillips @Jerica_Phillips]

BEST STORY OF THE DAY: South Dallas middle school started a “Breakfast with Dads” program but many dads couldn’t make it and several students didn't have father figures. The school posted a Facebook request for 50 volunteer fathers... 600 fathers from all backgrounds showed up...

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

.@SpeakerRyan-Everyone who retweets this wants you to open up an investigation into the 20 sexual assault claims against Donald Trump. Quit being silent on the issue. Is your “fight against sexual misconduct” a complete fraud? It is if you don’t probe Trump. #TrumpSexProbe #MeToo

[KTVU @KTVU]

San Francisco emergency alerts available by text for New Year's Eve https://t.co/Dwww3KMs18

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

I once mixed up the phrases "have a good one" and "not a problem," and ended up telling a stranger to "have a problem." I hope this makes you feel better @chrissyteigen

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

You know what, I stand corrected, scientists with 8 years of higher education and a lifetime devoted to research are wrong. Twitter experts know more because they watch Fox News and the Ice Age films. Please forgive my ignorance.

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

“Maybe I could start being healthy before January?”, he pondered, as he spread Nutella on his morning Twix.

[KTVU @KTVU]

"Our child might be the reason you drink." -- Parents give teacher wine with son's face on label https://t.co/FFqjIpNIsq

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

Fuck I think I'm in love #love #theone #fuck #inlove

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

#givegood remember the holidays is about helping others

[joe tumay @joetumay]

Andre 3000 and Big Boi arguing that the other rapper is the better of the two is my favorite rap beef. https://t.co/PE2aLFzer8

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

If you got some major balls for someone that's driving a Fiat #roadrage #ThursdayThoughts #thoughtoftheday #honkatmeagain

[KTVU @KTVU]

Thank you veterans for your service to our county!

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

I work so hard. Today is one of those need to cry days. #TeacherLife #teacherproblems #parentssuck

[Miss M @sarcasticmath]

Lost 3 lbs this week. Besides exercising 5-6 days a week, this week I started snacking on fruits and veggies in between meals #Healthy