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why are we all still here?

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

My boyfriend told me I was his Morticia yesterday.

Weird way to propose, but yes. 😂

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

Talk to me nice.

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@chadwhitexxx He COOKS TOO?!

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@bills5677 @SouthwestAir Same 🥴

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

Relevant.

[Soulja Brasi @iamsouljabrasi]

Moment of silence to the people that fumbled a Scorpio. They are NOT ok 🙏🏾

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, start taking people exactly as they are instead of romanticizing about what they could be.

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@lanaxreign A new pair of pants for work and then some plastic surgery. Maybe the other way around so they'd still fit.

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@themeredith It do be like that sometimes. Even though it might not help today, you are so gorgeous.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Birdie and Frog. Birdie’s trying to show Frog how to play. Her toys might be a little too big to share for now. Give it a few months. 13/10 for both

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@OMFGITSOSCAR @andrewstristan2 In a pinch, you can always wrap the bottom with a wet paper towel for the short term 👍🏻

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@officialkaleo so bummed we didn't get to see you last night in Ventura.

[William @Willhire]

If you're reading this, you're loved.

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@KarmenKarma You guys are just so cute.

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@OMFGITSOSCAR Living alone during a pandemic while depressed is probably one of the hardest things... We got this. 💪

[SBK @sarcasticpeach]

@MrBillyEssex Hey that rhymes! 😝