Sarcasm Notes

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile

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I miss my childhood??
-no stress
-no drama
-no bullshit
-no homework

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If I share my food with you, that means I care.

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This is how my week goes: Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy FridaySaturdaySunday.

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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWN MOUTH

softly

because i like u

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I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me smile ??

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That one person whose presence just instantly pisses you off.

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Getting older is scary can I stop?

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If you "k" me I'm no longer speaking to you.

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If you ignore me don't bother texting me later.

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I wish my wallet was as fat as I am

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I wish I lived in California ?????

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I wish my high school was like PCA from Zoey 101.

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seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

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*goes back to school after a long break*

how do i hold a pen

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there are literally like three people in the world who I can hang out with for more than four hours without wanting to strangle them

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My subtweets aren't about you, but if the shoe fits wear it.

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How do ppl end up in relationship after relationship and I cant find one person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds

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there’s nothing uglier than first week of school handwriting

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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and u can’t communicate with it but u both just accept it

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do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years