Sarcastivist

I care about politics, saving the planet, all that good stuff. I also hate you and want to say sarcastic things behind your back.

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There's nothing a little expired milk won't fix

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RT @gferguso @rosssiler: Just realized that if Washington state legalizes pot today, Seattle becomes prime NBA free-agent destination.

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can't wait until we don't work together anymore and I can delete you from my life

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Being able to hit "Ignore" on a cell phone call is the greatest invention in the history of great inventions

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You realize you are a total bitch, right?