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ROSS CAN

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

“Y-O-U-R-E means 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲

Y-O-U-R means 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿”

Ross Geller • Dinosaur Dude • The Rossatron

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Is it only Wednesday?

It’s only Wednesday…

What a DRAG.

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Dinosaur talk!

You know, like for you it’s meat sub Monday?

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Oh, it’s just a bit of banter me and the guys do at work.

You know, Mononykus — the dinosaur! It’s a small theropod. But the M, goes with M for Monday…

it doesn’t sound as cool when I explain it, but the guys at work LOVE it.

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

@quirkygaiety || 🥺🥺🥺 this made my day. Thank you so much! I adore your phoebe too!

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

“Oh! Oh! Remember when you used to be nice?” He huffs, was everyone out to ruin his day?

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

It’s Mononykus Monday!

[Rachel Green. @affluentchic]

╱ Rachel Green.

canon portrayal of rachel green from friends. descriptive. friends verse and multiverse. 21+.

❛ Yeah but if you spent it, it would be like shopping! ❜

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

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⠀⠀ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠
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⠀⠀ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ.
⠀⠀ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ * ᴀᴜ. sᴀʀᴄᴀsᴛɪᴄ.

——— ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘ ʙʏ #ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ.

( ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. )
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[𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘. @trxbbxani]

— 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧’?

𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐈.

an independent portrayal. modern!au. actor. soap star. big ole baddy. ss. 18+. matched descriptiveness.

— penned by #𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 https:/

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Wh- yes!?

Why would he not? It’s so cool! The little T-Rex peaks out if he has his blazer unfastened.

It’s cool!!

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Has anyone seen his tie? You know.. the one with the mini T-Rex at the bottom?

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

@ECCENTRICBL0NDE || you’re going to write her so well, Nina told me 😉💗

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

He’d always be there for her, even for the simplest of mistakes.

“Not quite, not yet anyway. You need to cook the pasta first. Boiling water in a pan, pasta in, then we can work on the sauce okay?” He offered a reassuring smile, handing her the pasta.

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

If. I. Hit. Share. To. Fleets. One. More. Time. 🤬😡 ||

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Oh! She thought he meant egg shaped moulds?!

“No no, Pheebs... these are moulds for the frying pan. You crack the eggs into them, and the egg turns into different shapes! Look...” he handed her one so that she could see.

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

He rolled up his sleeves, taking the pan from her.

“Honestly, just leave the cooking for ... everyone else. Okay?” He laughed, nudging her playfully.

“Don’t think we’ve forgotten about the trifle. We’re going to start this from scratch...”

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Which bit sank?!

It’s literally just pasta

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

“Pheebs!” He laughed at her joke, waving them in the air.

“I’ve already washed them, don’t worry. The guys at work are going to be so jealous.”

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

Rubs his temples.

How on earth did she manage to make carbonara sink?

[𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 @SARCASTlCNERD]

You know what he got today?

Dinosaur shaped egg moulds.

Guess who won’t be having boring fried eggs anymore!