𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 .

xx ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ. ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. // ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʀᴘ.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

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⠀⠀ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠
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⠀⠀ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ.
⠀⠀ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ * ᴀᴜ. sᴀʀᴄᴀsᴛɪᴄ.

——— ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘ ʙʏ #ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ.

( ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. )
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[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

He jumps to the couch, hands raised as excitement grows on him.

“First thing They teach you is to never take your eyes from the animal . . .
Which reminds me, where is Emma?”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

“Planet. Animal Planet. Not world.”

Perhaps he is more offended than faking.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

@trxbbxani “You know the apartment rules!
When you break it, you pay it.”

Did he just came up with that? Yes.
Does it sounds good? Better than he expected.

Cue the victorious expression over his face.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

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“J O E Y !*
what is this?” (@trxbbxani)

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[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Cue the frustrated expression as he stares at her quite surprised.

“I am so tempted to like you less, Phoebe.”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

@trxbbxani Chandler looks at the broken chair in the living room. His hands resting over his hips as he yells back.

“If I tell you, will you sit on it?”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

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“ C’mon,
They can’t all hate me
so much for being the
𝒃𝒐𝒔𝒔. —— Can they ?* “

(@ECCENTRICBL0NDE)

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[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

“What are you doing with your life?” , cue the dramatic expression and the pain in his tone. He is horrified; or maybe just pretending.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

|| seeking plots . message me or @ .

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Chandler stops and looks at her.

“Geees, have you ever watched Animal Planet?”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

“Yet! She is already crawling. Like a dog!”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Chandler stops and tilts his head at her.

“Don’t you take Emma to the park every morning?” He asks making a face.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Ross better not listen but,

—— “Are they? As far as I concern babies eat, sleep, poop, sleep, eat . . . What a bloody dog does?”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Chandler makes a face, frowning lightly as he raises his fingers in the air and offers her another ironic comment.

“I had a dog once. We bought him toys and he still ate the sofa.”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

“Aww! Now she can go around the house looking for sharpen objects and other things she shouldn’t get into.”

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

And I almost forgot I had this account

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

GET THE CLOTHS , we cleaning the kitchen!

[𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘. @trxbbxani]

I SAID FINE.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

If Monica even fond out, you will watch tv from the hospital.
Choose…

[𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘. @trxbbxani]

wh- oh, fine. i’ll just watch all my tv at the girl’s place.

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

A L R I G H T.

I will help you, but I will keep the remote control for a week.

[𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘. @trxbbxani]

CHANDLER PLEASE—

[𝑩𝒊𝒏𝒈 . @sardonicbing]

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

[𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘. @trxbbxani]

please at least help, if monica finds out, she’ll flip.