Sarchotic911

Too sarcastic for most, stubborn to@boot and a new kinda sasshole

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

🤜🏻🤛🏿
#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

These are my kinda peeps

[am. @amintheeam]

did you have that phase where you could read like 7 books a week and nothing would stop you because books or are you normal ?

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

@DispatcherDame Floor 3 as long as I can have a blanket

[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity

[Rookie City Det. Sergeant @RookieCityCop]

A couple of reminders:

1. Combining bleach and ammonia will create Chlorine gas which will kill you.

2. Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.

3. Wear your seatbelt.

4. Be nice.

#COVID19 #CancelEverything #FlattenTheCurve

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

@911whatsup No self initiated contacts (if able) and we’re big into community but they’ve kinda been told to lay low

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

What is BAFFLING me is that the toilet paper isles are BARREN but dry goods, foods, etc. are not. So you’re going to wipe your ass apparently 76 times a day but not eat if there’s an apocalypse? I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

@officerdaddo My brother lives in the county so when they’re vague on details he gets a status?!?!? Text.
Kid knows he has 10 seconds to answer before I go off the deep end

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Nature is so fantastic. Enjoy it. Let it make you happy.

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Girls who wear makeup to the gym need to stop. Wearing makeup to the gym makes yo- ok now that the hating ass bitches decided they blindly agree please do whatever makes you happy. You can curl with contour. You look great. It affects absolutely nothing to do w workout quality.

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

Why am I doing a performance evaluation on myself 🙃🙃

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Telling ppl they’re dumb for getting a degree since some entry level positions pay like $15 an hour is a lame point when its a personal choice to want to further ur education & not everyone wants to be a tradesman or a contractor congrats on ur job & congrats on my degree thx

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

How pathetic

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Imagine being a billionaire and getting clout from singing shitty to your spawn and using it to bankrupt a small business.

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

“I love you the way you are.”

Followed by “you need to change 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7, because you’re not enough for me”

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Hi bitch

[Sarchotic911 @sarchotic911]

Guys I have to brag about one of my newbies. Still fresh out of training (2 months) and all I see is improvement day after day, from notes to airing to dropping tones. She’s just turning into a badass