Kay Fernandes

Phantom. Monster. Drunk Comet.

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

The Lord works in mysterious ways. But you don’t. Please communicate like a coherent adult. #FFS #UnmanageableManagers

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I admire the moon’s refusal to be photographed on a phone camera.

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@SatinTweety Why did you have to say this out loud?

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I… respect the hustle.

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I have girl-bossed enough. I now firmly wish to be a jobless girlie of the ancient forest. 😤

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@srinistuff Happy birthday, Sriniiiii! Life is chaos, time is a myth, age is just a figment of our imagination! You be you.🎈

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

🥺

[justin @_justintran]

a city where all you do is hobbies

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@SatinTweety Deleted IG >1 month ago. I feel so much better knowing so little about people.

[This Is Just Infinite @JustToSayBot]

I have eaten
the selves
that were in
the dreamer

and which
you were probably
preying
for bigness

erase me
they were disgruntled
so pained
and so slim

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

What precious joy it is to walk into a sprawling bookstore with your dearest friends, with the sole intention of gifting each other an overwhelmingly large pile of books you think the other will enjoy.

(Art by Zina Lugai)

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.
- Kenneth Grahame
I so relate to animal-etiquette

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

Trying to figure out equal distribution of ornaments on the Christmas tree feels like… 😵‍💫

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

Either a reliable used car or an obituary.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Sometimes I swear I’m reading a post about a reliable used car and the whole time it’s a man wishing his wife a happy anniversary

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

I don’t care what happens to us after we die. Whether we go to heaven or hell. As long as it has Swiggy InstaMart.

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

The Cycle of Existence, Every Month

Week 1: Move through the world in a fugue state 📉📉📉

Week 2: Complete lucidity. Razor sharp focus. Productivity 📈📈📈

Week 3: God Complex 📈📈📈

Week 4: Ego Death. I am nothing but a leaf in the stream of creation. 🍃

[Signe Maene  is on Bluesky, Instagram & elsewhere @MaeneSigne]

'My library was dukedom large enough.'
-Prospero, The Tempest

#BookWormSat

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

If birthday cake bad, why Jesus born twice? #HappyEaster

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If God not real, why Tiger Balm so good?

[Kay Fernandes @sarcobabble]

@skincarebynive But the only reason we know hell is real is because of Spotify ads.