marky

not cause they been lacking, just i've been lacking the feeling

[marky @SarcyMarky]

@ttmaynard Hey Tom I have 2 tickets and can't go now it's been rearranged to the Tuesday. Follow me back so we can DM - I'll be at Cambridge next Saturday so can give them to you there?

[marky @SarcyMarky]

@jlo__7 @ReadingFC @TalkReading Follow me back and DM me, should be able to sort something out.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

BREAKING: my husband was just talking to a casual acquaintance whose name he couldn’t remember, so he said “I’m sorry I forget your name?” and the guy told him his name. I didn’t know you could do that??

[The Slough Branch @thesloughbranch]

Imagine a cross between Friends and the Office. You’ve just imagined...

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Me *putting honey on toast*

Son: do you know bees make that?

Me: uh yeah I'm not an idiot

[Later]
Date: tell me something interesting

Me: bees make toast

[𐚁 Higganat’l Playas Pod 🤖 @normonce]

that little “this is a great trip” coming through the speakers 🥺

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[y @y11xh]

im not the friend you hear from everyday but the friend you can call on any day

[Karen @karenpcrz]

If you were ever one of my closest friends at one point in my life, I just wanna let y’all know I randomly think of you, and always wish you’re doing amazing in your life.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Phone banker who just wants to talk

[Glenn Whitter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @GlennTwhitter]

Think I best phone in sick to work for tonight, a thread...

[Dave @DavFlan]

Unreal

[Malin Andersson @MissMalinSara]

Being alone is ok. Being single is ok. Feeling sad sometimes is ok. Waking up and not wanting to do much is ok. Life isn’t always ok, it’s part of the process. People try and paint the perfect life - yet it isn’t always true. Just do you.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

the beginning of every documentary

[Hassan @hassan_j92]

Once you’re at a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Armenia's famous Goods Vehicle Derby was sadly...........a non-starter