James Stevens

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

When you don’t get what is advertised. #gbk @gbkburgers #verywet

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Lifelong Man Utd fan. Resorting to using @GNev2 very accurate commentary of united’s performance tonight as a drinking game. (1 shot when he says embarrassing. 2 when he says pathetic. 3 if united actually win!)

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@Se_Railway Hi, 18:10 from Cannon Street only 4 coaches. why do the bexleyheath trains keep being formed of 4 coaches? People can't get on!

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@WorldStoresUK This is really a terrible website. sent half a bed and have to wait fays for other half. DO NOT USE! #badcustomerservice

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Petition: Remove the rail franchise from South Eastern https://t.co/F5Aa6QMch3

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@ManUtd Will the stadium train station be open for the 14th Nov charity match?

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Why do Asos use Hermes they are so bad. Ordered a next day for a gift and it never came. Ruined the night! #Asos @ASOS_HeretoHelp #Hermes

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Always nice when the platform staff at London Bridge are shouting bets that they can or can't sleep with a girl. @Se_Railway

[Stand Up To Cancer UK @SU2CUK]

What an incredible performance by @EllaEyre! Thank you for joining us to #StandUpToCancer

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

This has got me through having to work all weekend. Along with breaking bad and game of thrones. http://t.co/Vw79F0fPtR

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@oliviahesketh watching the darts in 3d. It's awesome

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@oliviahesketh wtf

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Boom boom boom #akabusiforrio2016

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

Coldplay = Zzzz...

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@oliviahesketh you were right she is Ross!

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@oliviahesketh how can you want to move!

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@Jess_27 @lynch_ts @VickyGShore @PurConfidential ah missing out! She is the best one this series!

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@oliviahesketh ah I hate it when that happens!

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

anyone find that gogole is down?

[James Stevens @sarcystevens]

@lynch_ts @oliviahesketh @b0ringtweets #morelikesweatygingerbiscuit